- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
What if Suzanne Collins is actually Katniss who has travelled back in time to write The Hunger Games and warn us all?
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finnicksdesire:
how I tell stories
- me: and then she was like
- me: and im like
- me: but then shes like
- me: then theyre like
- me: so i was like
- me: yeah like
- me: i know like
- me: ye
